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August 2012
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July 2012
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Are you terrified of a Mitt Romney presidency?
Does your husband/boyfriend shoot his mouth off about how there’s no difference between Obama and Romney?

Is he supporting Ron Paul or pledging not to vote until they legalize weed or Brazzers gets taken off the office internet filter?
Then the Lysistrata Project is for you!
Lysistrata was an ancient Greek play (widely considered to be the first piece of feminist literature) about how women stopped a pointless war by denying their husbands access to their bodies. It’s a well known fact of science that men have two heads. And the little head always overrides the bigger head.

So if your man doesn’t care about this election and doesn’t care about your issues, tell him that the only contraception you’ll be using till election day is an “aspirin between the knees” until he gets his head out of his ass and casts a vote for Obama, the only candidate with a snowballs chance in hell of winning the next presidential election who actually CARES about women’s issues.
So send in your name or picture letting us know that YOU have signed the ‘Lysistrata Pledge.’ Afterall; it’s only a man’s world as long as women stay silent.
Join US at http://thelysistrataproject.tumblr.comJune 2012
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February 2012
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LOL Too friggin hilarious.
Today’s Don’t.
Ok fellas.
So you’re single and ready to mingle right? You just met a hottie online and she is asking for a picture of you. You want to put your best foot forward right? So you decide…”well hey, I watch a lot of porn, and if porn has taught me anything, it’s that women LOVE BIG…
lol How do you know who Sam and Alanna are haha. No comment ;) LOL :-P
January 2012
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This is amazing Lyndie. WOW
A talented young person is born into a very poor family.
In the liberal world: He never goes hungry because the welfare system allows him to eat , provides him with accommodation in government housing so he has electricity, clean water and other amenities.
In the conservative world: He goes…
You too happy new years!