MO Girl in CA
Howdy. Born in Tennessee, spent most of my life in Saint Charles MO. Now living in amazingly beautiful San Clemente CA.

Dating Advice for Clueless Dudess: Do's and Don'ts for Wednesday February 1 - Dick Pix

LOL Too friggin hilarious.

datingadviceforcluelessdudes:

Today’s Don’t.

Ok fellas.

So you’re single and ready to mingle right? You just met a hottie online and she is asking for a picture of you. You want to put your best foot forward right? So you decide…”well hey, I watch a lot of porn, and if porn has taught me anything, it’s that women LOVE BIG…

thinkingofyou-always: "i like your blog :) i couldnt help but notice the picture you posted of Samantha and Alanna. your Samantha's sister?"

lol How do you know who Sam and Alanna are haha. No comment ;) LOL :-P

giraffesareinsincere:

I’d die.
GOD please make this happen!
I’m actually quite pleased with this pic lol

tanlinesandcoppertone:

@Mogirlinca
Republican - Someone who believes two opposing views at once.
Tan Lines and Coppertone: The American Dream: Conservative World VS. Liberal World

This is amazing Lyndie. WOW

tanlinesandcoppertone:

A talented young person is born into a very poor family.

In the liberal world: He never goes hungry because the welfare system allows him to eat , provides him with accommodation in government housing so he has electricity, clean water and other amenities.

In the conservative world: He goes…

donthateassociate:

I spend hours on end doing this to people, it’s ridiculous!